Spicy halloumi

Around 4 am this morning I heard a faint voice
“tummy ache”
I opened my eyes
and saw Sean’s silhouette near the door
He came to my bedside
threw his body on my bed
In a guilty voice he confessed:
He had a lot of spicy halloumi for lunch
A few weeks ago
the same thing happened
He ate a lot of spicy halloumi
and came home with a tummy ache
The exact same thing happened about two months ago
when he had a lot of spicy halloumi
and came home with… you guessed it
a tummy ache
What happened two months ago is not the first time it happened
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“It wasn’t even that good!”
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The lure and danger of spicy halloumi:
Even when it’s not that good
it makes you forget